Here was the official jingle:
I love Bosco
It’s rich and chocolatey
Chocolate-flavored Bosco is mighty good for me
Momma puts it in my drink for extra energy
Bosco gives me iron, and sunshine vitamin D
Oh, I love Bosco, that’s the drink for me!
Here’s the one that the kids sang:
I love Bosco, it’s full of TNT
Mommy put it in my milk to try and poison me.
I fooled Mommy, I put it in her tea.
Now there’s no more Mommy to try and poison me!
Of course, if you sang that on a playground now-a-days, you’d be suspended...
LOL!
No kidding...any kid who sang that now would be in the shrink’s office in 2-minutes. The thought police would go nuts.
I use to sing
On top of ol smokey
all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher
with a red rubber band
I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
I could’nt have missed her
She was fifty feet wide.
Liberals and our nanny state dont find it very funny.
I was scolded by a teacher for teaching my son that limerick.
Remember this one?
On top of ol’ Smokey, all covered in blood
I shot my teacher with a .44 slug
Went to his funeral, I went to his grave
Instead of red roses, I threw a grenade.
Now there’s a terrorist threat for your happy selves!