[dighton]

I know when money’s tight, I’m always tempted to open a brothel.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are not talking about mere temptation. My clients were forced.”

[kevkrom]

"I admit, for the last 20 years, I've been a lying, double- crossing, two-faced, backstabbing, despicable crook. But I had no choice -- I was a Broadway producer." - Max Bialystock, The Producers