Utterly incoherent. If the Bionic Woman were a gay icon I would have heard about it by now. This is completely made up.
Jaime Sommers was not a weirdo outcast with superpowers. She was a total everywoman, a junior-high schoolteacher who only wanted to live a normal life and find a decent boyfriend but who had to continually take time out of her class schedule in order to save the world to pay back the gummint for her super-charged prosthetics.
And she got to meet Bigfoot!
“This is completely made up.”
Yep.
As an aside, what is the deal with erasing males? It seems the logical choice would have been The 6 Million Dollar man. He was my hero and that of millions of little boys. The merchandising made bank and he is the only reason we even know what “bionic” means.
I saw a new Winnie the Pooh cartoon the other day. Christopher Robin has been replaced by a girl! WTF?!?! Christopher Robin, the little redhead kid (like me) who shared my moniker is now a little girl! AHHHH! They are killing me. ;-P