Probably my favorite exchange from Smokey and the Bandit:
Bandit: Hold on, Now just wait a minute - why do you need all that beer for?
Little Enos: Because he’s thirsty, dummy!
“People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.” - Capital Brewery
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” - Dean Martin
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra
How is sex in a canoe like Bud Light?
They are both f’n close to water.