Except that I don’t practise my profession in front of a boss that consists of several thousand customers paying their way into the building to watch me work, ready to boo if I so much as misplace a comma or an apostrophe, misspell a word, misshape a phrase, or misapply a number.
A good point. Speaking of which, Mr. Cub Reporter, you really should make that company's standards, assuming you're addressing a singular you.