Of course they never use the following from Reagan’s unpublished diaries. In fact I am writing them now.
“Her huge cankles poured out of her shoes. Her blue pants suit was uncomfortably tight and she has terrible breath. Comparing her to the Devil is unfair to the Devil. I called up Bill and suggested that he rent her out to haunt small cottages!”
— Ronald Reagan in his soon to be published diaries
Good One!!!
Comparing her to the Devil is unfair to the Devil.
Reminds me of Emo Philips joke about his ex-wife - that “she’s been seeing the Devil for lessons in how to be evil. I don’t know how much he’s paying her.”