HAhahaha... That was the BEST story I’ve heard in months. I use to work for a nursing registry. The owner had a picture on the wall, a framed newsclipping, with a picture of her holding a kielbasa. The headline was “What a Surprise for the Nurses!” It seems that back in the late seventies a young man of hispanic descent fell off his 4 inch platform shoes while dancing at a *shudder* disco. He actually broke his thigh bone. They had to cut his extremely tight disco pants away and there, there on the thigh, taped directly to the thigh, was an 8” kielbasa. Her comment to her while he moaned in embarassment and pain was, “it’s alrighty, dearie. We all need a little help with the opposite sex. I would have danced with ya!”
her comment to HIM. Sorry.
Hilarious!