For the record, Robert has never seen my backspaces or my frontspaces, much less any of my keys..... ;^)
Keys? Keys?
Nary an untowards interest in any of the locks nor keys, m’lady.
Now, about your your buttons....... Slots. Input and output vices. (Er, devices.) And them there floppy disks ..
-floppy? did you SAY floppy?
You’d better start running Robt.......you’s in BIG trouble now.