[processing please hold]

"I so enjoy discussions like these", she said wielding a bloody axe in her hand.

Maybe you should see a doctor about your possible(subconscious) homicidal tendency's, grammar be damned. ;)

[MrsEmmaPeel]

It was the meeting. I was feeling that my IQ dropping by the minute, so I went into "standby" mode. Standby mode is to act like you're interested, scribble something every now and then on a pad of paper and pretend this was all an extremely intelligent use of your time.

I have to admit my scribblings surprised even me.