[Lazamataz]

Mrs. Laz (if any) allows you to be chasing girls young enough to be your grandaughter?

WOW! You're right! If I had a child at the age of 13, who had one at the age of 13, she COULD be my grandaughter!

[ASA Vet]

My apologies sir, I always assumed based on your comments though the years that you were an old fart, rather than a middle aged fart.

[Polybius]

Mrs. Laz (if any) allows you to be chasing girls young enough to be your grandaughter?

WOW! You're right! If I had a child at the age of 13, who had one at the age of 13, she COULD be my grandaughter! ..... 17 is legal in Georgia.

According to my calculations, you would still miserably fail the Half Your Age Plus Seven Rule in regards to a seventeen year old.

If your love interests are younger than 28 and a half years old, society reserves the right to label you a "Dirty Old Man".

You may think that is unfair and arbitrary, and maybe it is, but them's da Rules!