Well, when necessary... 
go to the source!
Was it not Jonathan Swift who offered, "Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own."
Me thinks, Borges... 
it would be better for you to look in a regular mirror before giving artsy-fartsy platitudes as cover for a very bad film.
Not to put too fine a point on it... 
it is your opinion and we must respect that...
But I do honestly believe you just have acute occulossis... 
that means your optic nerve has gotten crossed with your rectum and given you a crappy outlook. I think you might have caught it from Verhoeven.
But kick back... 
and have another beer. Kiss a babe. The cure for occulossis is free here at FR!
Then why... 
do you charge me $50 every time I come here?
Latex gloves, Frank... 
do not grow on trees.