[Bender2]

Re: Hey, I know she's on the wrong side of the bell curve, and I know she's still crawling with Charlie's cooties...but, but, but, Great Caesar's Ghost, man, look at that Face! That Bod! Pick up a Bible, look me in the eyes, and swear that you wouldn't hit it, drunk or sober!

True, True, True... Homer, guess True did not ready my post #111 where I said:

...I would not sleep with Denise unless I was really, really, really, really, REALLY drunk. Now, if we went to bed sober, that’s another thing. Ya know what they say: “A stiff XXXXX has no conscience.”

Well, ya know... True never picked up a tab at Moe's.

[Eric Blair 2084]

You are really more insane than I thought. And so is everyone else here. The fact that the greatest movie ever made didn't even get a mention at the Academy Awards is the reason I don't even bother to watch the award shows till this day.

The Naked Gun Baseball Scene featuring Enrico Palazzo