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Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"
78 posted on
08/24/2007 8:30:58 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: tomkow6
OMGGG Tomkow I going send that to my father LOLOLOL they been marry for 44 years LOL!
Tomkowwww you may need another bribe on Russia President report are Sergi Ivanov is claim anybody try sell vodka to anotherr American be shot
79 posted on
08/24/2007 8:37:38 AM PDT by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: tomkow6
Not a joke... I had a cousin who was a complete hypochondriac... He was constantly complaining and afraid of getting sick. His headstone reads, "Now do you believe I'm sick?" BTW, he died of natural causes at about 87.
Mark
227 posted on
08/26/2007 2:03:16 PM PDT by
MarkL
(Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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