i like this hero..
lotsa good lines too..
Matthew Quigley: I don't know where we're goin', but there's no sense bein' late.
Matthew Quigley: Kid, next time she talks like that, pee all over the dress.
Matthew Quigley: I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it.
This ain’t Dodge City. And you ain’t Wyatt Earp.
(From memory)
Great movie, underappreciated.
almost forgot this one.. some of the best one liners too
Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.
Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and $#&*... and Jack just left town.
Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
Ash: Come get some.
Ash: Name's Ash. [cocks rifle] Housewares.
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Deadite Captain: Welcome back to the land of the livin'... NOW PICK UP A SHOVEL AND GET DIGGING!