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To: tomkow6; Lucky9teen

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the
husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body
because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt
was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one
about where the skin came from, and they requested that
the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded
at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he
ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome
with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”

“My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”


63 posted on 08/24/2007 8:08:40 AM PDT by StarCMC (http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/school-of-the-counterpropagandist/)
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To: StarCMC; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; ...
Marriage - Part I 

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: 
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time 
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not."

73 posted on 08/24/2007 8:27:15 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
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