Posted on 08/22/2007 7:57:11 AM PDT by SmithL
I got her trained just right. She brings me a steady supply of white zinfandel while I chill on the chaise lounge listening to Bush being handed his lunch on NPR. Here's a funny: After any Bush bash, I'll down whatever's left of my wine and suck in a big mouthful of smoke from the doobie that Chelsie just fired up and really, really slowly blow it right in her face. "Oh my God that is so great!" she squeals, and then totally cracks up and makes that funny choking noise and takes another hit. Man, I love being married.
Her hair smells like Cindy Sheehan’s underarms and bad government healthcare. I take deep whiffs just before bed and later dream that I'm in Arkansas in the governors manse and I'm lighting joints with pages of the U.S. Constitution in the women’s lounge and blasting Christian’s, NRA members and military tards with my giant Hillary-thigh thumper gun. Wait a sec, this is James Carville’s dream! How the hell did he get in here? He's so sneaky. But I love him. No, I mean I really love him. But he won't return my massages anymore. Beeotch.
I have to say, CC does make a mean pan of brownies, a dull brown color like turds, packed with, uh, well, just packed. You get pretty high eating it and it sure does make looking at her a lot easier. CC can eat the entire thing while watching a single episode of "The West Wing." That is so hot. Like, Katie Couric hot.
Shall I finish? :~)
Goodness. I just found out about this living, breathing, freak-show a few weeks ago. Happened across one of his vile, talentless columns here.
Amazing that that newspaper keeps him on staff. I will rejoice when that newspaper paper appears on the Dinosaur Media alert here. I would love to see that punk have to get an actual job.
He says that because he is a Leftist. The most intolerant people on the face of the Earth are Leftists. He wants to make sure that people know he isn't gay, because deep down, he thinks it is shameful and wrong to be gay. Yet, he would be in front of the protests against the Boy Scouts who refuse to have gay leaders in their organization.
See, Leftists know best. That's why their rules don't apply to them. The rules Leftists invent only apply to other "little" people. You know the ones who have to work and pay taxes that fund the Leftists rules.
Kevin is an ass. He isn't funny, but he so desperately wants attention and approval that he is willing to write or say anything anti-Bush.
I can't say I am a big fan of many things the President has done. But, his daughters didn't have a damn thing to do with any of those decisions. To hold them up to ridicule as a way of taking a swipe at the President just reeks of desperation and the typical smarmy tactics of the intellectually weak.
Good luck with your girlfriend Kevin. I bet she is dreaming of a real man, with a real job right about now. I'm sure you two will be very happy... until she leaves you for him.
The assclown’s name is Mark. I used the name “Kevin” as his girlfriend as a joke. I don’t know what Mark’s boyfriend’s real name is, but I thought it was cute that he refers to his boyfriend as his “girlfriend”.
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