[kinoxi]

M-o-o-n. That spells cheese.

[Northern Yankee]

This story originally appeared in the Waco Tribune, but the newspaper has mysteriously pulled its story from the online version, presumably to avoid further embarassment.

Ya think?

[holden]

You can't fool me! That cheese may be from Uranus, but cheese from the moon is green, G - R - E - E - N !!

HF