"I spoke to the chef and we just ran out of the free-range organic antibiotic-free chicken and our macrobiotic menu is missing. He did ask me to recommend to you that you order a cheeseburger or he'll throw your fancy ass out".
19 posted on 08/13/2007 12:53:45 PM PDT by AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)