Lindsay's (Lohan) Bodyguard Tells All

hollywood scoop ^ | 08.09.07

[hardback]

[Suzy Quzy]

Parent Trap is one of my FAVS!!

[Veto!]

When both parents are alkies, you’ve got that nature & nuture double-whammy

Went through that myself, but in a very conservative upscale suburb where other kids and their parents were excellent role models. Poor Lindsay lives in the worst possible town to get herself straightened out. Booze, drugs, and creeps on every side. Who is really there for her?

I saw some director gushing on camera last week that he'd do anything for her. Wellmeaning, I suppose, but exactly the wrong approach. Lindsay has to be the one willing to do anything to get herself straightened out.

[MotleyGirl70]

[hardback]

I believe Christina is pregnant and married now. (unlike Lionel Ritchie's daughter)

[absolootezer0]

is that my christmas present? looks like its all boxed up and ready :)

[hardback]

She’s not exactly hiding it, is she?

[TexasCajun]

I found that keeping a “low profile” works best for me.

[ishabibble]

Somebody ought to sit this girl down and tell her the story of Frances Farmer. And Frances Farmer’s mommy.

Lindsay couldn’t shine Frances’ shoes in the looks or brains categories, but she does have the family dynamic going in the same direction.

[Maldarr]

It is too late for Lohan, her career is as cooked as her goose.

She’s jail-bait my friend!

Anyway, talent is no vindication for wrongdoing.
Wish Bill O’Reilly would learn that!

[Maldarr]

I heard that Britney Spears hired Paris and Lindsay to go out partying with her without their panties on!

Spears has corrupted Paris and Lindsay ?

[Veto!]

her career is as cooked as her goose.

You're probably right. I surfed on over to PerezHilton.com, that bitchiest of celeb bloggers, and that was the majority opinion about Lohan over there. Her last two movies were mutts, made no money, got rotten reviews. Few in HoWood would bother with her now. But Drew Barrymore bounced back from drugs into a certain level of stardom. So you never know.

[Maldarr]

Yes indeed, but that was years alter for Drew.

Perez Hilton, he is a freak with green hair.
He is a bug living off other people’s crumbs.
Before the Internet, his kind were digging thru the trash cans of Hollywood stars, looking for whatever bits of trash he could sell to the tabloids for a cheap buck. He still is by other means, a trash digger- a parasite.

[Veto!]

You’re right about PerezHilton too. But who better than a trashdigging parasite to have the latest news about HoWood?

[Maldarr]

Point taken.