Colo. priest charged for jogging naked

Denver Post.Com ^ | 08/08/2007 02:54:57 PM MDT | The Associated Press

[ninonitti]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...where do they find these guys?

[EyeGuy]

The reality is that WE as lay Catholics do not “find these guys”, they are perverts first and foremost, who use the Catholic priesthood as both a cover and a facilitator for their prurience.

[Red in Blue PA]

Re: He told officers he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging

I sweat profusely too. But I never even THOUGHT about running naked!

[ninonitti]

WE as lay Catholics do not “find these guys”,

I suspect that somehow the flock attracts the wolves.....

[saganite]

This will teach Father Whipkey to not whip his key out in public!

[P-40]

I sweat profusely too. But I never even THOUGHT about running naked!

I have when the wind drops to zero and the humidity climbs to 100 percent!

[yldstrk]

He was ready for action.....

[ArrogantBustard]

Perhaps he’s into cryptography, and got a little confused as to what is meant by “public key” ...

[Red in Blue PA]

Re: I have when the wind drops to zero and the humidity climbs to 100 percent!

No, then I think of a pool.

[CWW]

Some of us can’t run naked — there’s a tripping issue ... for some of us.

[Joe 6-pack]

"The U.S. Naval Observatory Web site said sunrise that day in Frederick was 5:31 a.m."

Moonrise, apparently, was somewhat earlier.

[econjack]

This gives new meaning to “mobile advertising”

[SergeiRachmaninov]

Possibly a pervert; definitely a moron.

[DenverGal]

I heard he was caught by the organ

[econjack]

Some of us can’t run naked — there’s a tripping issue ... for some of us.

I'm sure it's an inner-ear problem...

[saganite]

got a little confused as to what is meant by “public key” ...

I think he just dropped the l in public.

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

Don't be embarrassed. Many other people have long toes, too...

*grin*

[ninonitti]

I just wonder how many times in other parishes the Rev Whipkey whipped it out before he was assigned to a different track by his bishops.

I mean the man is 53 and "profuse sweating" just doesn't pop up overnite does it?

[andy58-in-nh]

There once was a Reverend named Bob
Who liked to jog naked (the slob!)
So he went for a run
At a quarter past one
But the cops hauled him in (it's their job).

[O6ret]

A few questions come to mind:

What other nude activities does the good priest take part in?

What does this say about his judgement...especially in light of the spotlight being focused on the Church.

Is this the type person that should be tending the flock? Counseling the faithful? Hearing confession?