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Dweezil
JOEL: Ned?
ELAINE: What is wrong with Ned?
JOEL: Ned’s a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next!
ELAINE: Ellis.
JOEL: Ellis?! You might as well go with Alex. It’s the same thing!
ELAINE: Ellis and Alex aren’t even close.
JOEL: NEXT!
ELAINE: Ohh, what is the point?
JOEL: NO, NO. COME ON!
ELAINE: O.K. O.K. Remy.
JOEL: Remy Rifkin? Should I get a beret?
ELAINE: Oh, Stuart’s a lot better! (talking like a baby) Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
JOEL: Grrrr!
Denim,but I’m not sure thats a christian name.
We’re Doomed.
“Baby’s Named A Bad, Bad Thing” Ping
Frankly, names are entirely too personal for any governmental intrusion. Their job is to RECORD the names, not make them.
Harley Quinn-daughter of director Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
When I have girl, I’m naming her Harley James, after her two grandfathers.
They forgot to mention that his other daughter is named Honey Poppy and his wife is named Jools.