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To: Daffynition; MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido; Rb ver. 2.0; Mr. Brightside

ELAINE: You got a comfort problem there?

KRAMER: No, I think these Jockeys shrunk.

ELAINE: I thought you wore silk underwear.

KRAMER: No, no, no—Well, you know, I wore ‘em for about a month but I couldn’t stick with it. No, I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!

ELAINE: That’s nice. Listen, Kramer, you know, if you ever want to have kids you shouldn’t wear briefs. Boxers are much better for your sperm count.

KRAMER: Sperm count? Well how many sperm should I have?

ELAINE: A lot!


65 posted on 08/08/2007 12:07:13 PM PDT by Cagey (Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.......Thoreau)
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To: Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Mr. Brightside; Gamecock

KRAMER: I’ve got the magazine. The underwear ad came out.

JERRY: Boy, they really worked on your pectorals.

GEORGE: Your buttocks are spectacular.

ELAINE: Oh my!

KRAMER: What?

ELAINE: I’m not sure but... I think I see your...


67 posted on 08/08/2007 12:27:01 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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To: Cagey
HAHAHA! Finally a home for the boys.


68 posted on 08/08/2007 12:47:36 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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