HAHAHA!
I actually put drinks into a couple different catagories. Summer and winter drinks, home and out drinks and cigar and non cigar drinks.
I agree about the fruit garnish except for when you drink a bourbon old fashion.
Also, frozen drinks are ok when there are at least two other (straight) men drinking them.
Also, the blush wines are normally for new wine drinkers except for the french or australian rose. Perfect for BBQ.