Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you Mr. Traffic Sign Masturbator
Mr. Traffic Sign Masturbator
Some people get arrested by going through a DO NOT ENTER sign, you get arrested by going through a DO NOT ENTER sign, literally.
STOP means stop
Video camera in hand, you plan to take your sexual exploits on the road.
US 69, here I come
You look at ONE WAY, WRONG WAY and see a three-way
That's one wrong way
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Casanova of Kiwanis, because if a sign says SLIPPERY WHEN WET, it will be soon.
Mr. Traffic Sign Masturbator