I plan on sliding headfirst into the afterlife with every single working part completely worn out. I'm going to have a cold beer and a cigar in one hand and a piece of fried chicken in the other.
My liver is going to be shot, kidneys worn out, eyes failing from checking out hot babes every day of my life, legs and knees creaking from chasing Mrs. L after checking out those hot babes.
I don't plan on being worth a plugged nickel to anybody but God.
And when I get there I'm going to thank Him for a hell of a ride.
L