"CHOMP!!!"
In a bid to increase sympathy for their cause, peace protestors used a slingshot device to
launch puppies at the White House today. Each of these puppies that splat against the
house Bush is occupying only died because the war in Iraq continues, Cindy Sheehan
drooled, before launching another puppy,
Gaia-speed little doomed furry friend, gaia-speed!