[Daffynition]

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

[SittinYonder]

Gerald began - but was interrupted by a piercing whistle which cost him ten per cent of his hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius of the eruption, not that it mattered much because for them 'permanently' meant the next ten minutes or so until buried by searing lava or suffocated by choking ash - to pee

This writing style is familiar to me. Wonder if Gleeson posts on FreeRepublic?

[lesser_satan]

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