A man walks into a trendy new restaurant, and asks to be seated. The Maitre’d tells him it will be an hour wait, and asks him to sit in the lounge.
While sitting there a robot walks over and addresses the man saying
” Hi I am R63d, I am a new prototype courtesy android sent over to converse with you while you wait for your table. What is your IQ?”
The man replies 168, immediately the robot starts ot converse with him about economics, world politics, and global warming.
The man is so astounded by this that he decides to come back the next day.
He comes in and again is asked to wait, the robot comes over, only this time the man tells him that his IQ is 100.
The robot immediately engages him in conversation about the latest sports scores, NASCAR, and fishing.
The man leaves, equally impressed, decides to return the next day.
As the man takes his seat to wait for a table, the robot comes over and asks what his IQ is. The man replies 50.
The robot leans over and very slowly whispers in the guys ear,
“your people aren’t going to nominate Hillary are they?”
The rules for men:
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.