guy speeds up 85,90,95,120...cop still chasin & gainin...guy has no more pedal left, so he slows down, pulls over and stops...waiting for the hammer to fall.
Cop says:
I’m at the end of my shift and I was going into the station, when I saw you were only speeding a little and I was only going to give you a warning.
Then you sped up.... now I have to go through all the paperwork, impound your car, take you in for an overnight.
It’s been a rough shift, I’m tired and I want to go home...tell my why I shouldn’t lock you up ?
Guy says: Last week my wife ran off with a state cop...I thought you were trying to bring her back.
Cop says: sir, you’re free to go, have a nice night.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant.
She is furious... Here she’s in the middle of her first run for president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; “How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?”
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, “Did you hear me?”
Finally she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper,he says, “Who is this?”