Q: What’s brown and black and blue?
A: A brunette that told one too many blond jokes.
That’s a great one to remember, you can ingratiate yourself with any blonds that are sick of hearing blond jokes.
Also if you ever hear someone telling the ‘Why do dogs lick themselves?’ ‘Because they can’ joke. Follow up with ‘I don’t get it, anybody can do that. Maybe you should pet him first!’
What does a tightrope walker and a man getting oral sex from whoopie Goldberg have in common?
Both are too afraid to look down....
What’s a blond turned upside down ?
A brunette with bad breath
(ducking now)
Because they can't get their paw to form a little fist.