So, a guy walks into a talent agents office and says, “Oh boy! Do I have an act for you!”
Talent agent says, “What kind of an act is it?”
The man replies, “It’s a family act! You’ll love it!”
Talent agent replies, “Unnghh. I hate family acts. They are hokey, hackey, and worn out.”
Man says, “This one is different. You will be amazed”
Talent agent says, “You have 5 minutes.”
Then the man brings a small whistle out his pocket and blows it. In comes the man’s wife, daughter, son, elderly grandparents, his dog, cat, Ron Jeremy, and the entire FAMU marching band playing “When the Saints Go Marching In.”
..... (I prefer the Bob Saget version here)
After its all over the talent agent sits there stunned, confused, and thoroughly disgusted. After a few minutes go by he says “That’s quite an act... What do you call that?”
And the man replies, “The Aristocrats!”