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To: OCCASparky
Is there ANYTHING between those pretty little ears of hers?

Yes, a yet-to-be-lethal combination of alcohol, narcotics, marijuana smoke, and belief that her lawyers will get her out of anything.

She's got money. Hire a freakin' driver!

21 posted on 07/24/2007 6:26:57 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: theDentist
Hire a freakin' driver!

"I don't need to. I'm actually a much better driver when I'm drunk and/or high. It calms me down and helps me concentrate better. I found that out when I was eight while filming "Parent Trap." It's just that the cops are out to pull me over. You know, like, they want a date, and when I shut them down, they arrest me and plant dope in my car! Mommy! Come bail me out again. Oooh, I'm so gorgeous when I'm stoned. It just makes my eyes look so sexy."

56 posted on 07/24/2007 6:51:38 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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