[melt]

"Paging Dr Pepper... paging Dr Pepper! We need your assistance immediately!"

Is there no end to non-scientific scare tactics? I suspect they're also suggesting carbonated drinks seem to cause "Global Warming"--- artificially sweetened or not.

[Perdogg]

They are trying to lay the ground work for law suites.

[Peace Is Coming]

Why, Oh why does it have to taste so good?