[Darksheare]

We have, to parse it gently, Dire Lemmings.
I believe* that the Ur-gerbils got away from one Helen Narbon a couple sites over, and have taken up residence in the underkeep.
The Zombies are creeped out by the Dire Lemmings.

Rumors of piddling wolverines are grossly exaggerated by the nonexistent army standing behind me, you may return to normal wavelengths.

[Darksheare]

An image of the dreaded Dire Lemming is found here
Missing image here.

[Dead Corpse]

Organize before they rise...

Of course, I'm still looking for the opposite title, The Guide to Survival for Zombies...