To: Tax-chick
I need to supervise my staff putting up the new lamp OMG. If it's anything like Prof-ette Dr2 Tulip Tree the 76th's paper, we're in trouble. The UT doesn't have heavy machinery capable of dealing with stuff on that scale!
2,235 posted on
08/28/2007 6:19:38 PM PDT by
sionnsar
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To: sionnsar
I was too late. My staff screwed up the lamp, and then broke it into pieces. We will return it to Wal-mart tomorrow, and demand a refund with extreme, polysyllabic prejudice.
Then we’ll go somewhere else to buy a new lamp. Maybe Target; Bill says they have rock band t-shirts.
2,237 posted on
08/28/2007 6:22:42 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Gravity! It's not just a good idea, it's the law!)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob
Who needs heavy equipment if you have a directional graviton motivator.
2,240 posted on
08/28/2007 6:24:48 PM PDT by
rottndog
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