Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?

To: charming_harmonica

101 posted on 07/19/2007 8:39:02 PM PDT by agent_delta (Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?)

So did you kick old green teeth right in the knee?

102 posted on 07/20/2007 4:39:48 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)

That's a pippin!
Q: Do you know what a pippin is?
A: A pippin is an apple with the skin on the inside.
Q: Have you ever seen an apple with the skin on the inside?
A: Yes, in home made apple pie.

All due apologies to the 3 Stooges :)

FOR DUTY AND HUMANITY!!

103 posted on 07/20/2007 11:28:56 AM PDT by Brainhose (My name is Manuel. I am from Barcelona.)

To: Brainhose; Sue Perkick; agent_delta; unspun; dixiechick2000; Lil'freeper; dfwgator; hole_n_one; ...

Congratulations, you've been had.

Thanks for the humorous thread, though, I needed that.

104 posted on 07/21/2007 9:03:42 AM PDT by charming_harmonica (Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?)

To: charming_harmonica

WE’VE been had?

Please.

105 posted on 07/21/2007 9:05:05 AM PDT by Petronski (Just say no to Rudy McRomney.)

Um, that’s the age of the bus driver. Not relevant.

106 posted on 07/21/2007 9:08:27 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)

To: Billthedrill

Gee, that is profound...

Okay, I couldn't type that with a straight face. LOL! Beeyootiful!

107 posted on 07/21/2007 9:35:14 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)

To: charming_harmonica

Congratulations, you've been had.

Laughter: Its Components and Synthesis
Laughter is a highly complex physiological process of breathing and voicing.. There is a wide variety of terminologies used to describe the various aspects of laughter, hence a description relevant to this research follows:A short burst or a train of laughter (i.e., a laughter bout), comprises two main components. Voiced laughter-calls, utterances that excite the vocal chords and generate sound, and unvoiced sounds, generated as breathing sounds with air passing through the larynx without involving vocal chord vibrations. Usually, the voiced and unvoiced parts alternate in a laughter event, but it is also possible that they co-occur. Figure 1 shows a typical laughter bout illustrating these parts.

A laughter even starts with a contextual or semantic impulse, that puts the speaker in a laughing state. When laughing, there are continuous bursts of air exhalation and intake that each last for a short period. This intake and exhalation can be seen as an oscillatory behavior that can be observed in most laughter bouts. Figure 1 illustrates this observation. It is a plot of an actual laughter sample from a human.

You should take this on the road, you are fu-nny.

108 posted on 07/21/2007 10:05:39 AM PDT by infidel29 (The US Military: Doing the job politicians don't want to do.)

To: charming_harmonica

Excuse me, I speak jive.

109 posted on 07/21/2007 10:08:24 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Speak softly and leave a giant carbon footprint! Oh, go burn the trash while you're at it.)

To: Billthedrill

"Have you ever heard of a 5-4-6 double play?"

In other words, the short stop covers first base?

110 posted on 07/21/2007 10:14:41 AM PDT by DaGman (`)

To: charming_harmonica

111 posted on 07/21/2007 11:02:02 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)

112 posted on 07/21/2007 2:28:04 PM PDT by woofie

To: charming_harmonica

Lol, I posted the worst post of my Freeping on this thread!!

113 posted on 07/21/2007 3:36:02 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))

To: charming_harmonica

ROTFLOLOL!

I thought your account had been hijacked.

Don’t ever do this to me again!
You’re almost a n00b after all. ;o)

114 posted on 07/21/2007 11:33:15 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)

Brilliant.

I know you are just fine (thank you), and your humor, which is so engaging, is in excellent form.... *laughing*

kg/n

115 posted on 07/22/2007 7:59:09 AM PDT by krunkygirl (force multiplier in effect...)

To: charming_harmonica

So your saying your cat can’t type?

116 posted on 07/22/2007 8:02:20 AM PDT by ThomasThomas

To: dixiechick2000

You’re almost a n00b after all

Hey, I'm a noob, but you love me, right?

117 posted on 07/22/2007 5:31:16 PM PDT by Clam Digger

To: Clam Digger; charming_harmonica

LOL!

You betcha...............noob! ;o)

I hope Mr/Ms Harmonica knows I was teasing.

118 posted on 07/22/2007 9:14:15 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)

To: Billthedrill

Who’s on first?

Mark

119 posted on 07/22/2007 10:50:12 PM PDT by MarkL (Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

120 posted on 07/22/2007 11:40:03 PM PDT by Billthedrill

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