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Jul 18 2007
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Posted on 07/18/2007 5:22:46 PM PDT by charming_harmonica
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To: Dead Corpse
Something to check into.
Is it possible for an older pre-electronics zombie to teach a post-electronics zombie to use a type-writer, and vice versa?
941
posted on
08/09/2007 8:34:12 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
To: HKMk23
LOL!
The "dirigerbil" is decidedly conservative; indeed it is incapable of being otherwise. By some stroke of genetics, it is a natural Truth-teller
You'd think those would go together...
942
posted on
08/09/2007 8:42:43 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
Yah, you’d think, but in the day of “Bush lied, and people died”, almost no truth is to be simply assumed, anymore.
943
posted on
08/09/2007 8:47:18 AM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Nine out of ten orcs attacking Rohan were Saruman's Uruk-hai, not Sauron's! So, why invade Mordor?)
To: sionnsar
944
posted on
08/09/2007 9:04:54 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
To: Darksheare
It was hard enough to teach them to push a broom to begin with.
Good luck though...
945
posted on
08/09/2007 9:34:53 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
If anything, the drooling and groaning over the typewriter would be fascinating.
What would they do with it, I wonder?
946
posted on
08/09/2007 9:37:53 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
To: Darksheare
What would they do with it, I wonder? One way to find out. I'm betting on "not much". Although, if the Universe blinks out of existence due to forbidden knowledge from beyond the Veil leaking to mere mortals...
I would just like to apologize in advance. ;-)
947
posted on
08/09/2007 11:03:28 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
Here goes.
Introducing zombie subject one to non-advanced typewriter under normal lighting conditions.
948
posted on
08/09/2007 11:09:29 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
To: Darksheare
This is going to be interesting.
949
posted on
08/09/2007 11:12:50 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse
Umm.. they’re gathering around it.
950
posted on
08/09/2007 11:15:53 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
To: Darksheare
If they dribble on it, this will be a short experiment.
951
posted on
08/09/2007 11:30:48 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick
We should be ok as long as we don't let 'em near the Red button.
952
posted on
08/09/2007 11:31:11 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
They’re probably color blind, so they’ll push the green button.
953
posted on
08/09/2007 11:34:08 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
They’re dancing and swaying.
Is that bad?
954
posted on
08/09/2007 12:11:39 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Woodchuck: a Dire Lemming rampager +9!)
To: Darksheare
No, I think that’s good. They’re encouraging one another to strike a key.
955
posted on
08/09/2007 12:12:40 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(All the main characters die, and then the Prince of Norway delivers the Epilogue.)
To: Darksheare
Hey, did anybody ever figure out what that question was about?
To: Darksheare
Depends... Is it John Denver or Englebert Humperdink they are listening to?
If it's Yoko Ono... flush 'em all out the nearest airlock.
957
posted on
08/09/2007 12:15:04 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
Englebert killed the Thread...
Darn you! Darn you to Heck!
958
posted on
08/09/2007 2:45:11 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse
"Is it possible for an older pre-electronics zombie to teach a post-electronics zombie to use a type-writer, and vice versa?" Don't even think about trying to teach them how to program a VCR. I'm not sure they could even spell it.
959
posted on
08/09/2007 3:03:02 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The Ski Haus sign says, "See You Next Fall!" -- Orthopedics Clinic next door, the sign says "Ditto!")
To: Dead Corpse
...Darn you! Darn you to Heck!Have you been schmoozing with the Flannel Man, again?
960
posted on
08/09/2007 3:04:02 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If your legs bent the other way, what would a chair look like? ~~ Gallagher)
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