[an amused spectator]

"Whether it's HGH, whether it's Creatine or whether it's steroids, I know for a fact that some golfers are doing it," he said.

Man! We'd better hope that some athletically gifted Big Person like Michael Jordan doesn't take up the sport...

Either of you guys want to chip in on a roll of duct tape we can send to Player, with instructions for self-administration? :-)

The woods are filled with big hitters, Gary. As if you didn't know. ;-)

[Phantom Lord]

Tim "Lumpy" Herron is clearly all roided up.