[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Well,...try SABAYON...they now have a new Business Release:

Sabayon Linux "Business Edition"

[Golden Eagle]

While the Itallian “Sabayon” isn’t quite as ridiculous sounding as the African “Ubuntu” name is, their blair witch looking symbol looks like it came from some sort of voodoo ceremony.

[Mr. K]

ME: Here you go Grandma, a nice new computer with Linux Sabayon. It has:
-Optimized Server profile
-Kernel 2.6.22 Sabayon Linux Powered
-Stable branch for almost all packages
-Wpa_supplicant compiled with a better support for mac80211
-Latest madwifi driver
-Latest Sabayon Installer
-Latest Ati-drivers
-Latest Nvidia-drivers
-Fast installation speed
-Package Selection on install time
-Really fast working live enviroment
-Easy firewall management with Kmyfirewall “

GRANDMA: Huh?