[xsmommy]

was let in by the girl, who gave him a balaclava and a change of clothes as a disguise

i read it as baklava....

[Hegemony Cricket]

I luv you
You luv me
We’re a happy fam-i-leeeee

[Xenalyte]

Hockey went to the family's home during the early hours of February 18 and was let in by the girl, who gave him a balaclava and a change of clothes as a disguise.

That was so sweet, to feed him up before having him off her parents.

[keepitreal]

Parenting is a dangerous occupation these days.

[svcw]

Wow, I was ground so much as a teen...man I never thought of killing my parents. Sneaking out the window yea.
If I had tried to kill them I had better succeed because I would have been dead myself. (sarcasm)

[Sloth]

Hockey slipped on a bath mat and was over-powered by the girl's father as he attempted to cut the man's neck in a frenzied attack.... After discussing how best to "get rid" of them, the couple decided Hockey would use a knife to cut their throats because the method was "a silent way to kill".

LOL

The court heard the man later "expressed a very strong disappointment" in his daughter, but had steadfastly refused to make a statement against her to police.

"That's the last straw! Young lady, you have really gone and done it this time. Horse-back riding every weekend for the next three months!"

[Sloth]

this thread deserves bumping...