[redstates4ever]

Ray Nagin & Maxine Waters caption *ping*

[TLI]

What? Are they having an “I am more of a victim than you” contest?

[theDentist]

“Whining and Crying”

[Thrownatbirth]

"Oops. We bulldozed your house. Wanna trailer?"

[blam]

How can we get more free stuff without doing a damn thing?

[peteram]

Yes, but can she sing?

[Young Werther]

Show me more money!

[trisham]

I wonder if she’s as bald as he is without that wig?

[econjack]

"Awh, come on! You've only given every man, woman, and child in New Orleans a paultry $500,000 each. I need...err...my citizens need more!"

[jmyrlefuller]

I said I want more chocolate! This much (gestures) would be great, thanks.


Times like this call for Immodium AD.


WATERS: Free government cheese. Get in line, get a contract.
WOMAN BEHIND WATERS: My, my, those have some nice moolah.

[nctexan]

All I want you to do (oo) for me

Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)

Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)

Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)

When you get home, now (just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Find out what it means to me

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Take care, TCB

[OESY]

"Hey, isn't that Ray and Maxine floating by? Wave! Hi, guys!
I guess their meeting didn't go as well as expected."

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[Lucky9teen]

All Your Housing Are Belong To Us!!!

[ShorelineMike]

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[leprechaun9]

Chocolate - with and without NUTS!

[mass55th]

Dey's dun kicked me out of Nawlins 'cause I's not choclat enuf!

[monkapotamus]

[doug from upland]

BUS STOP - http://midihp1.atspace.com/midi/holliesmidis.html

Bus stop, wet day...she’s on her way...where are Nagin’s buses
Bus stop, wind blows...so far, no go...where are Nagin’s buses
I heard that they had a plan and I could evacuate
As Katrina’s getting stronger...I hope it isn’t too late

Three hundred and sixty four big yellow boxes
I am hoping that a window seat I soon will get
Three hundred and sixty four big yellow boxes
We will fill those babies up...I guess I should not fret

Maybe they could not get started...fuel pumps all were broke
Perhaps the drivers overslept...and they’ve not yet awoke
I heard that they had a plan and I could evacuate
As Katrina’s getting stronger...I hope it’s not too late

(short musical break)

Three hundred and sixty four big yellow boxes
I am hoping that a window seat I soon will get
Three hundred and sixty four big yellow boxes
We will fill those babies up...I guess I should not fret

I just heard that they’re not coming...Mayor Nagin’s buses
All my friends and I are bumming...Mayor Nagin’s buses
I guess that he had no plan and now someone he will blame
Because of Bush this whole thing happened...that is the Democrats’ game

[doug from upland]

DFU SONG: We Built This City (Ray Nagin's chocolate city)
DFU SONGS | 1-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 01/23/2006 10:42:46 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - WE BUILT THIS CITY

My chocolate city...my chocolate city, that's New Orleans
Chocolate city...my chocolate city...that's how it stays

I am warning whitey that things will never change
The makeup of my city...you can't rearrange
It's the way he wants it...I heard it from God
Why are you thinking that it is very odd?

So what, my buses flooded...everybody makes mistakes
Can't I catch a break?
My chocolate city...my chocolate city, that's New Orleans

My chocolate city...my chocolate city, that's New Orleans
Chocolate city...my chocolate city...that's how it stays

Sure, I shot my big mouth off...tried to pass the blame
Isn't that all part of...political games?
We will be rebuilding...better than before
New office and limousine...hey, who could ask for more

So what, my buses flooded...everybody makes mistakes
Can't I catch a break?
My chocolate city...my chocolate city, that's New Orleans

My chocolate city...my chocolate city, that's New Orleans
Chocolate city...my chocolate city...that's how it stays

Bring me that federal money...bring it here right now
Bring me that federal money...(la la la la la la)
I will spend it all, and how
It's Lotto time

I am Mr. Mayor...through me money flows
How much I will skim...you don't wanna know
Do not be accusing...I'll call you racist, you'll see-e
No one in this world can lay...a single glove on me

So what, buses flooded...we all make mistakes
Can't I catch a break?
We're chocolate in New Orleans

So what, my buses flooded...everybody makes mistakes
Can't I catch a break?
My chocolate city...my chocolate city, that's New Orleans

My chocolate city...my chocolate city, that's New Orleans
Chocolate city...my chocolate city...that's how it stays

Chocolate city...my chocolate city, that's New Orleans
Chocolate city...my chocolate city...that's how it stays

Come on, let's see that money here...yeah, I want that money here
Now, bring federal money here...yeah, I want that money here

[doug from upland]

DFU SONG: On My Own (Nagin tells them they are on their own)
DFU SONGS | 9-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 09/06/2005 9:41:11 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - ON YOUR OWN - version 1

On your own...if there's evacuation
Find a home somewhere else in our nation
You know, I don't like being this mean
But I will turn our buses into yellow submarines

It is true, I've wasted lots of money
At the time I thought that it was funny
This place has decades of corruption
I'll stay the course, there'll be no interruption...that's for sure

If by chance, the big one's hitting land
I will blame George Bush 'cause he is in command
I'll be safe because I'll run away
You are screwed if you stay, don't stay

I'm earning my paycheck without working
Citizens, it is your chain I'm jerking
I'll transform the Superdome to hellhole
And I will come out smelling like a rose...that is my goal

Then for Gov, my hat's in the arena
If I'm caught, I'll flee to Argentina
On E-bay I'll have a big bus auction
The price for Buy it Now I will be setting very low

My buses...my buses...now gurgle just like Mary Jo