Posted on 07/09/2007 8:02:03 AM PDT by teddyballgame
DALLAS — No longer breaking stories in high heels and skimpy outfits, Lauren Jones has signed off from the KYTX-TV "Eye of East Texas" news team and returned to modeling swimsuits.
Rival stations in Tyler weren't entertained by the monthlong ratings stunt by Jones, the star behind the upcoming Fox reality show "Anchorwoman" and a former hostess for World Wrestling Entertainment.
She spent June traipsing around the east Texas city in tight tops and a miniskirt, hunting down scoops for the CBS affiliate.
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[Uncle walter voice] And that's the way it..is[Uncle Walter voice off]
Wow, is that makup caked on... damn.
Impressive!!
I am glad everyone is following the rules today!
[Uncle walter voice] And that's the way it..is[Uncle Walter voice off]
Looks like she is about to pop some buttons. Can’t they find her a top that fits?
That’s a man, baby!
“I guess putting together sentences with multi-syllabic words was just too tough on this straw for brains, bleach blonde bimbo.”
As long as she can say, “I want you, Bill Clinton”, she’ll do fine;)
I’m sure she could dig down deep and come up with that one! LOL
I thought that too. She looks too plastic to me.
Now that’s what I call fair, balanced, and unafraid!
That's to keep the real men watching. The limp-wrists can continue to watch Katie Couric.
Looks like 2 puppies playing underneath a toesack.
Do I want the news read to me by Bob Scheiffer or some babe. Hmmmm, let me think about that for 2 seconds.
That’s to keep the real men watching.
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LOL. Real men actually want real women. The boobs are fake. She has so much makeup on, her face is fake. When her next gig falls through, she’ll head right back to where she got her start, a fake sport.
Wow! I’ll bet it would be fun to edit her copy! Kowabunga!
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