[Lady Jag]

LOL! Never heard that one before! "...Now we can write as many tickets as we want" LOL!

        12 Things to Never Say To a Policeman

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
4. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
5. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
8. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!
9. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
10. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
11. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
12. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

 

[Soaring Feather]

LOL some of those are wild. ;) Love #1!!