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Ha ha ha, LOL, thanks for the laughs. I'm just getting back into country music somewhat, so your country jokes are perfect! Country music adds a nice contrast to my life in this small town, which is in Taiwan, of course, but has a very country feel.

Lots of farmers, people park flatbed trucks around town (and hang up light bulbs run by generators) and sell all kinds of produce, often "exotic" fruits. Plus, while other Chinese would sooner die than drive an old car ("face", you know), but down here there are lots of clunkers.

Adds to the country feel, so I guess that's why I've been into country lately.

Here are my particular favorites from your list:

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning, Lords and Ladies of the Lair.
What a wonderful surprise to see a full house when I arrive.
Thank You all!

[Soaring Feather]

Nice to hear from you! Ah, Farmer’s Market we have one here in my city. It’s a big enterprise here.

LOL glad you enjoyed the jokes.