[Soaring Feather]

There was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Against a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a crooked little house.

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Despite the below, Ms. Feather, I thought YOUR post was WONDERFUL! Great verdant 'cliff-house' picture...!!!
...but the 'crooked man' theme just grabbed me and wouldn't let me go. ...Sorry.

...Thanks to Soaring Feather for the 'inspiration'... grin.