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Police Say Man Hit Brother With Lawn Gnome During Fight
AP through WFTV ^
| July 5, 2007
Posted on 07/05/2007 1:57:24 PM PDT by MindBender26
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To: MindBender26
So, the result was a case of Gnome Dome?
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posted on
07/06/2007 7:45:28 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
"...gnome on the range."
LOLOL!
That's VERY punny! ;o)
FWIW...I don't like these fellers.
They's nasty.
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posted on
07/06/2007 9:35:16 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: ErnBatavia
I’m guessin’ you gotta go “behind the curtain” in the local video store to rent that one.
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posted on
07/06/2007 9:39:06 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/06/2007 9:42:19 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
To: potlatch
"A party of GNOMES;"
LOL!
Looks more like a herd of 'em to me. ;o)
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posted on
07/06/2007 9:48:03 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: dixiechick2000
Looks almost like an orgy - I was scared to check it out, lolol!
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posted on
07/06/2007 9:51:33 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
To: potlatch
Omigosh!
You didn’t just say that?!!!
ROTFLOLOL!
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posted on
07/06/2007 9:53:00 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
o/~ Nooooobody gnomes...the trouble I've seen... o/~
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posted on
07/06/2007 9:58:33 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Gaza: Your one-stop schadenfreude entertainment center.)
To: Hi Heels; All
Here I am.... a former.... semi-retired.... semi-literate (the periods are for my Paul Harvey pauses) ... network TV reporter.... sunken to doing stories about little concrete lawn dwarfs.
The world is crashing down around us.... our borders are less effective than the velvet-covered ropes between stanchions that keep us in line at the movie ticket window.
Our president is asleep, or we wish he was. Leadership in Washington is as rare as a lawyer satisfied with his dry cleaner and Putin sounds like a Dale Carnegie graduate.
And I am doing Lawn Gnome stories.
Oh how I wish for a good three-alarm fire to cover!
Be well, all.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:05:07 PM PDT
by
MindBender26
(Having my own CAR-15 in Vietnam meant never having to say I was sorry......)
To: MindBender26
I'm guessing the perp, his brother and the girlfriend had about 100 IQ points and 100 teeth, combined, between them!If each had a full set of 32, that would be 96 teeth.
OR
Were you trying to say that the combined total of teeth and IQ points would be near 100?
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:53:11 AM PDT
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
To: AnAmericanMother
The chick's makeup is perfect. So is her hair. And she doesn't have a single tattoo or piercing. Yup. Everything about her is too good.
Where are the filthy kids, including the toddler with the loaded Huggies. By her age she should have 3 or 4.
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:57:55 AM PDT
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
To: SC Swamp Fox
Which means that nicely toned tummy would have
just a few stretch marks. MEOW!
"You may be a redneck if you think the pounds designation on a diaper label refers to capacity. . . . "
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posted on
07/07/2007 9:00:02 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: MindBender26
I can bet what the lawn gnome thinks about being like that:
73
posted on
07/07/2007 4:39:31 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: xJones
I'll try it again:
"I can bet what the lawn gnome thinks about being USED like that"
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posted on
07/07/2007 4:41:33 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: small voice in the wilderness
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posted on
07/09/2007 7:48:12 AM PDT
by
spald
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