Police Say Man Hit Brother With Lawn Gnome During Fight

AP through WFTV ^ | July 5, 2007

[Rennes Templar]

“gnome on the range”.

This took place in the city. And the timing of the event was crucial. Ergo, this was, beyond a doubt, a metro-gnome.

[AnAmericanMother]

In a pair of pants two sizes too small .. . shudder.

At least this young lady appears to be sincere . . . which is more than Hillary can generally manage.

[Joe 6-pack]

"We are talking the shallow end of the gene pool here!"

Refugees from the human "G-Nome" project, no doubt.

[Roscoe Karns]

[potlatch]

A party of GNOMES;

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[SunkenCiv]

[rimshot!]

;’)

[MindBender26]

This is probably NOT a posed comedy picture.

[DainBramage]

Human G-nome project Trailer park style.

[AnAmericanMother]

Why do you say that? There are multiple versions on the internet. It may be that they’re from another part of the country (i.e. not Southern redneck) but they just don’t look quite the right type to me. I’m descended from Alabama dirt farmers and still have plenty of country relatives, so I know the rednecks pretty well (heck, I can pass for one!)

[Tatze]

[MountainFlower]

“Is he going to die?”

The gnome or the brother?! ::grin::

[MountainFlower]

::laughing:: nice one liners!

[MountainFlower]

My sides hurt from laughing so much! TOO FUNNY! I am laughing too hard to come up with my own puns.

PING to few others..Top these if you will!!

[mylife]

I find this entire thread to be shallow and full of gnome meaning.

[mylife]

Are they sure that Gesell is from Port St Lucie?

He could be gnoMadic

[MountainFlower]

::grin:: I figured you would have a few to add!

[MountainFlower]

gnome moon!

[LibertarianInExile]

AIIIGH! Gnome mas!