TIVO knows what I watch and how.
My car’s chips know how I drive.
Microsoft knows what’s on my computer and how I use it.
The grocery store ‘affiliate’ cards tracks what I eat and how much.
When they microchip my toilet, I’m outta here.
“When they microchip my toilet, I’m outta here.”
It’s coming to a toilet near you soon!
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I hate all that stuff too. Not that I’m doing anything a reasonable person would object to, but (1) it’s none of their business, reasonable or not, and (2) where is my ironclad guarantee that everyone that ever sees any of this information will be reasonable, by MY definition?