I'm serious....I want a paper copy of something like "for Dummies" that will allow me learn from absolute scratch to use the ubuntu 6.10 that I have on a virgin hard-drive that I change the cable to when I wish to play with it. My sole experience is Win95/98/XP. Literally all I can do so far with the ubuntu is surf the internet. Online guides are inadequate and maddening for what I need.