“And if I was Wally’s owner (since the land is zoned FARM) I WOULD go get me 49 more Steers.”
I’d get about 2 dozen peacocks and a boatload of guinea hens, some Leghorn roosters and a sh!tload of Banties.
You want noise? Noise we can give ya!!
Oh, and a few dozen hogs in the pen. You wanna talk sqealin and hollerin in the dead of night?
Don’t mess with an old farmer.
Don’t forget a couple geese. They can make a heck of a racket.
Now that's the Gods truth! Someone I worked for had a peacock, and boy could that bird scream!
My grandmother had guniea hens, and I remember her stories about the noise that they made as well! Excellent suggestions! I sincerely hope Wallys owner read this, and takes your suggestions.